Sprague Dawley

 who is the worst of the horrible shits: 15  votes

 Logan Roy 4 votes
26%
 Logan's wife Marcia 1 vote
6%
 Logan's old wife, pommy sook 0 votes
0%
 Connor Roy 1 vote
6%
 Kendall Roy 1 vote
6%
 Shiv Roy, dreadful daughter 2 votes
13%
 Roman Roy, hard flat panel spunker 2 votes
13%
 Connor's ex-hooker girlfriend 1 vote
6%
 "Nate". Shiv's occasional root 1 vote
6%
 Gil, Nate's boss 0 votes
0%
 Tom 2 votes
13%
 Greg 0 votes
0%
 Frank. Poor fucken Frank 0 votes
0%
 Greg's uncle Ewan haha 0 votes
0%
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You have multiple votes, motherfuckers

I think about this tv show a lot. It's like a botfly in my brain. Such a cascade of hilariously-deluded sibling megashits.

I see Will Ferrall listed as exec producer, wonder if he had a part in the language being so insanely spicy and hostile. Its just a torrid torrent of vicious belittlements under the guise of phoned-in filial piety

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Sprague Dawley
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Kendall Roy. neurotic son. a wiener inside a wiener. Although he does seem to have some business acumen his uptight neurotic butthurt just makes him revolting to everyone who comes into contact with him and renders him an object of enfeebled hatred. His father already saw right the fuck thru him BEFORE the car crash, now Dad owns him like a beta cuck cock-in-sock puppet. Surely the worst.

Romulus Roy. cannot believe that Dad is the only one so far to have just smashed him in the face. He should be copping a hiding after every 3rd sentence he's ever said. Gets COO gig, walks into office, looks at computer for 3 seconds, bored immediately, lies on floor, bored, so pulls the blinds and proceeds to stimulate himself to issue against the window pane. Surely the worst.

Logan the Dad. falling the fuck apart. whether or not his new foreign goldigger wife, who the kids all obviously hate, is going to fuck the whole lot of them up the arse, is the key intrigue of the series i reckon

Shiv. deadshit. I'm still unclear why she wants to marry ghastly Tom. That scene in the limo when she offered Gil hand sanitizer after he shook hands with the working class sealed her status as surely the worst. 

Connor. totally deluded nutjob. thick as pigshit and a terrible human. His GF, the birdbrained teenage ex-hooker who hates him haha. Surely the worst

Connor's GF: the "playwright", we only got one glimpse of her writing "talent" when she scribbled out MoLesters hilarious soulless eulogy
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Little Irish
No one vote for Greg. Thank you.

Tom has to be a front runner. He's King of the Shits. Throwing stuff at Greg, you shit. Oh, and Roman, he's a freaky shit. And Logan, complete shit. Shiv, another shit. Connor, deluded, entitled shit I like Greg.
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wirthling
Ewan is Greg's grandfather, I think. Logan is his grand-uncle. (Some people have called Greg "cousin" but he's not that, exactly.)

Also, the poll should include Karl, Jamie Laird, and Hugo. However, that might tilt the poll because who can ever look at Fisher Stevens (Hugo) and not reflexively say he's the worst.

Gerri seems like a longshot but maybe she should be included, too. Her relationship with Roman is one of my favorite things.
"I am very poorly today and very stupid and hate everybody and everything." - Charles Darwin
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wirthling
I voted for Logan because he seems like the only one who is consciously, deliberately cruel on a regular basis. What seals it for me is when he made Kendall come along to that dead kid's house, especially in the way he couched the "request."
"I am very poorly today and very stupid and hate everybody and everything." - Charles Darwin
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Sprague Dawley
wirthling wrote:
Ewan is Greg's grandfather, I think. Logan is his grand-uncle. (Some people have called Greg "cousin" but he's not that, exactly.)

Also, the poll should include Karl, Jamie Laird, and Hugo. However, that might tilt the poll because who can ever look at Fisher Stevens (Hugo) and not reflexively say he's the worst.

Gerri seems like a longshot but maybe she should be included, too. Her relationship with Roman is one of my favorite things.


Wirthling you anal cunt. Sure, Karl and Gerri could be included in the pole but they're barely in the same stratosphere of cuntdom as a Roman Roy. The pole has all the key kunt players so stop being the guy who likes that band but "oh, you would never have heard of them" and fucken just vote 8 times already, moroan.
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Sprague Dawley
wirthling wrote:
Fisher Stevens (Hugo)
had to google who this bit part nobody is. How does the blood even get to his fucken brain through that pipe cleaner neck of his?

Every time I thought I'd nailed the worst deadshit, the following would happen leading me to reassess my decisions moving forward in #1 deadshit establishment protocolism

Shiv: hand sanitizer scene in back of limo
Kendall: phoning his concierge man Friday to dump new Broadway chick just cos she said he talked about his daddy a lot
Roman; plotting to join in coup of Daddy then being too chickenshit to raise his hand in front of Daddy instead choosing to biff his brother under bus
Connor: his pres bid vid saying he wont pay taxes
Marcia: calling Shiv a cunt at her wedding.
Logan: sausage hazing





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wirthling
I think Kendall was already planning to dump Broadway chick as soon as she failed to impress Logan when she was introduced to him. 


Wirthling you anal cunt. Sure, Karl and Gerri could be included in the pole but they're barely in the same stratosphere of cuntdom as a Roman Roy. The pole has all the key kunt players so stop being the guy who likes that band but "oh, you would never have heard of them" and fucken just vote 8 times already, moroan.


I left Stewy out. His all-I-do-is-win-and-also-cocaine attitude and willingness to back-stab a lifelong friend make him fairly loathsome.

I also left out Sandy, whom we are led to believe is probably a Logan-ish billionaire asshole but we have seen too little of him to get a good sense of the outlines of his fuckery.

And then there's Rhea and the Pierces but they, despite signs of knowing how to coolly manipulate people, are all disqualified for seeing into the abyss of the Roys and wisely running the opposite direction.

Oh yeah, I'm diving into the deep cuts, daddy-o.
"I am very poorly today and very stupid and hate everybody and everything." - Charles Darwin
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Sprague Dawley
fucken Wirthles. "You know, that doorman outside the Waldorf in ep 27 had a slightly surly look about him at minute 37, I reckon that cunt should be in the pole too." ffs

Stewy: yes, loathsome, but at least seems to totally know what he's doing. Unlike the Brothers Bumrasp..
Sandy: ditto and we dont even know if he's a Logan-level shitheel yet
Rhea: set up to take the fall for the whole company is hardly cunt behaviour on her part

wirthling wrote:
I think Kendall was already planning to dump Broadway chick as soon as she failed to impress Logan when she was introduced to him. 
yeah sounds right

wasnt entirely enraptured with how s2 wrapped up **spoilers** the hostage situation and they just lead cocky Romulus off to...

S3 options:
  • Royko pays MASSIVE ransom for Rommers, crippling company even further
  • they milk it out for half the season hilariously deliberating whether shithead Rommers is worth any ransom at all
  • they milk it out for half the season wondering where the fuck he is (in a hole)
  • they milk it out for half the season showing Rom in Turkey with his own harem
  • Rom kept in hole for 3 months "hardens" him up, comes back as humility-infused hero
  • everyone in ballroom massacred except Rommers who hilarously uses Karl as human shield to save himself
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Detrimental
God this show is brilliant. I don't know how HBO keeps hitting us with great shows after great shows but I hope they never stop. The worst might be Logan I think, his children are too incompetent to be as bad as he is and the rest aren't as evil. I like how ATN is obviously Fox news and I wonder how much of the shenanigans that go on behind the scenes are closer to fact that fiction with regards to that company.
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Zuben
Detrimental wrote:
God this show is brilliant. I don't know how HBO keeps hitting us with great shows after great shows but I hope they never stop. The worst might be Logan I think, his children are too incompetent to be as bad as he is and the rest aren't as evil. I like how ATN is obviously Fox news and I wonder how much of the shenanigans that go on behind the scenes are closer to fact that fiction with regards to that company.


I finished the first season a few weeks ago and haven't started the 2nd yet. The 2nd is supposed to be way better which means it must be fantastic. 
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Zuben
Also, damn is Shiv fuckable as hell. 
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Detrimental
The second season is better. I was wary of the show after the first like two episodes because I thought this will be boring if it's about a bunch of incompetent cunts trying to wrestle control from their father. Thankfully the show got much more nuanced once the plot kicks in. And yes Shiv is fuckable along with a lot of the female cast.
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EJ
Zuben wrote:
Also, damn is Shiv fuckable as hell. 
Seeing Sarah Snook very capably playing a man in Predestination will give you second thoughts.
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whic
Logan is the worst and also the most fuckable.
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Zuben
whic wrote:
Logan is the worst and also the most fuckable.


Connor is the worst and it's not close. 
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Zuben
EJ wrote:
Seeing Sarah Snook very capably playing a man in Predestination will give you second thoughts.


About what? Whether or not I'd fuck a dude?
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whic
Zuben wrote:


Connor is the worst and it's not close. 


Oh yeah I fucking hate Connor but he's Logan's fault.
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Detrimental
Just finished season 2, what a fucking finale. The last few minutes is better than any part of season one's finale which is saying a lot.
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Detrimental
whic wrote:


Oh yeah I fucking hate Connor but he's Logan's fault.


You don't consider yourself a Conhead?
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Zuben
Just started season 2 and god damn Shiv is hot.
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whic
Not to be all Caesar, but I think her butt is nice. 
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Zuben
whic wrote:
Not to be all Caesar, but I think her butt is nice. 


Whoa, gross objectification dude. You're canceled. 
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whic
Fuck. Years of performative wokeness down the drain and all because of a broad with a sweet can.  
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Sparkle
I love hate all of them. I'll give my vote to Roman though I mean, really it's Logan, he's the worst and made Roman who he is.

The ending of s2 was completely unexpected. The guy who plays Kendall is a phenomenal actor.
"We think it is more important to be right than it is to appeal to the humanity of people we disagree with." ~Hannah Gadsby
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Zuben
Sparkle wrote:
I love hate all of them. I'll give my vote to Roman though I mean, really it's Logan, he's the worst and made Roman who he is.

The ending of s2 was completely unexpected. The guy who plays Kendall is a phenomenal actor.


Is he though?
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Sparkle
Zuben wrote:


Is he though?


Yes.
"We think it is more important to be right than it is to appeal to the humanity of people we disagree with." ~Hannah Gadsby
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