kingelessar8
1. Bears. Bears would eats my cats.
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Zuben
Here we go again with Ke8's hatred of the Chinese. 
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EJ
The Engrish title seems more like a tribute.
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Sparkle
Oh, I read this thread title hours ago but only just realized that it's a satire of my beautiful thread. Good one, Kate.

Speaking of cats, my cat Charles is a very adventurous, friendly (also extremely handsome) cat and loves going outside and I do let him once in a blue moon (when he manages to get past me). I do worry though because not only may he be eaten by cougars or eagles or owls, I just learned of something called Chronic Wasting Disease, a horrid disease carried by deer, that literally wastes you away from the inside out. I have seen Charles trying to frolic with deer, we have a lot of them where I live, so he's been in lockdown for months now. Sorry, Charles.
"We think it is more important to be right than it is to appeal to the humanity of people we disagree with." ~Hannah Gadsby
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Putu
Do your cats shower you with the corpses of rare native fauna? 
That's...not what I meant at all.
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kingelessar8
2. Chin...chillas would eats my cats. Because they are sly.
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EJ
2. Chin...chillas

Is this a totally anti-Asia thread? 
Sparkle wrote:
Speaking of cats, my cat Charlie

Okay, then!
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MadMan
Cats are fluffy!
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kingelessar8
MadMan wrote:
Cats are tasty!


Entry 3 writes itself I see...
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MadMan


Entry 3 writes itself I see...
I said fluffy, not tasty. FAKE NEWS!
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